Dear Cancer,

You weren’t invited but you showed up anyway. You didn’t announce your arrival, instead you laid low and kept your presence a secret until we happened to discover you were here … almost a coincidence however I don’t believe in coincidences.

Now that we know, and you know we know because we’ve evicted you, we will also be getting rid of what you’ve left behind.

You are not welcome here.

You cannot stay and we’re not interested in your unfinished business because you’re not allowed to come back later.

I won’t say “see you later” because honestly, I plan to see you never.

Sincerely,

#teammihlfeld